IN A ZURICH HOTEL: Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose.
IN AN ADVERTISEMENT BY A HONG KONG DENTIST:
Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists.
IN A ROME LAUNDRY:
Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.
ADVERTISEMENT FOR DONKEY RIDES IN THAILAND:
Would you like to ride on your own ass?
IN A BANGKOK TEMPLE:
It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed as a man.
IN A TOKYO BAR:
Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts.
IN A COPENHAGEN AIRLINE TICKET OFFICE:
We take your bags and send them in all directions.
IN AN ACAPULCO HOTEL:
The manager has personally passed all the water served here.
FROM A JAPANESE INFORMATION BOOKLET ABOUT USING A HOTEL AIR CONDITIONER:
Cooles and....
