A science graduate asks, "Why does it work?"

An engineering graduate asks, "How does it work?"

The business graduate asks, "How much will it cost?"

A drama graduate asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up" said the sarcastic lecturer.

After a long silence, one student rose to his feet.

"Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" enquired the lecturer with a sneer.

"Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."

A biology teacher wanted to teach his class a lesson about the evils of alcohol, so he produced an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey, and two worms. "Now, class. Observe closely the worms," said the professor putting a worm first....